Wednesday, December 17, 2008

have an SQL good morning!!

SELECT    happiness,    prosperity   FROM    life   WHERE   year >=    2008 ;     

UPDATE     life    SET     failure_flag = "NO" ,  success_flag = "YES";
INSERT   INTO   life   VALUES   ("friends","dreams") ;

DELETE     sorrows   FROM    life;
GRANT     smile   TO     all ;

REVOKE    enemity   FROM    all;

   life   ADD    dreams   CHAR(INFINITY);

Good Morning 

A recap of our life....



 The school reopened in June,


And we settled in our new desks and




When we queued up in book depot,


And got our new books


And notes!


When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet


Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.


We learnt writing with


Slates and pencils, and


Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!


When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to


Color pencils and finally sketch pens!


When we started calculating


First with tables and then with


Clarke's tables and advanced to


Calculators and computers!


When we chased one another in the


Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms


Drenched in sweat!


When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,




Under the trees and even in cycle sheds!


When all the colors in the world,


Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!


When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,


Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!


When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,


And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!


When few played


"Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,


While others simply played


"Book cricket" in the


Confines of classroom!


Of fights but no conspiracies,


Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!


When we used to


Watch Live Cricket telecast,


In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!


When few rushed at 3:45 to


"Conquer" window seats in bus!


While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",


"Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat!" at 4o Clock!


Gone are the days


Of Sports Day,


And the annual School Day,


And the one-month long


Preparations for them.


Gone are the days


Of the stressful Quarterly,


Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most


Enjoyed holidays after them!


Gone are the days


Of tenth and twelfth standards, when


spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!


We learnt,


We enjoyed,


We played,


We won,


We lost,


We laughed,


We cried,


We fought,


We thought.


With so much fun in them, so many friends,


So much experience, all this and more!


Gone are the days


When we used


To talk for hours with our friends!


Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!


Gone are the days


When we played games on the road!


Now we


think about Code on the road !


Gone are the days


When we saw stars


Shining at Night!


Now we see stars when our code doesn't




Gone are the days


When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!


Now we chat in chat rooms.....!


Gone are the days


Where we


studied just to pass!


Now we study to save our job!


Gone are the days


Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!


Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!


Gone are the days


Where we shouted on the road!


Now we don't shout even at home


Gone are the days


Where we got lectures from all!


Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!


Gone are the days


But not the memories, which will be


Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and


Ever and ever and ever.....


Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!









Monday, December 15, 2008

A Best topic till date !

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live
50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.



God created the dog

and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live
You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live
30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.


God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live

years. "
The monkey

"To live
20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.



Finally God created man...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

years is very little,
give me the
30years that the donkey refused,
15years that the dog did not want and
10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives

years as a man ,

marries and spends

years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives
years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live
10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Newton Laws for Software :)

Law 1 ..Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Law 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.

Law 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.
Bonus :-)

Law 4 .. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.