tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79386573952322971072024-03-14T01:51:46.016-07:00toysandtoolsjjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.comBlogger71125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-83913809813816069402009-05-05T20:48:00.001-07:002009-05-05T20:48:23.441-07:00This One to think!!One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately<br>they forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came<br>and saw the goat and her child . The goat took her child nearer to her and<br> thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and<br>put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that "No fear My Dear. I don't have<br>any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates<br> , biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch<br>and also ask her to celebrate raksha bandhan with him and gave her his visiting card<br> And he promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you". And he<br> left the place.<br> <br>Finally the goat got surprised and told her child....<br>..<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>..<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br> <br>"<b>I think Elections are coming </b>"<br> <br><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-54538049645021041122009-03-06T20:18:00.001-08:002009-03-06T20:18:26.116-08:00Harvard University test If U can do this.<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><p><b><font size="3" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-weight: bold;">Harvard</span></font></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> University</span></b><b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> test If U can do this.</span> <br> <br> <br> </b>This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard<br> University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud<br> without a mistake. The average person can't do it! This is really<br> difficult, not so easy, so be careful.<br> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br> 1. This is this cat<br> 2. This is is cat<br> 3. This is how cat<br> 4. This is to cat<br> 5. This is keep cat<br> 6. This is a cat<br> 7. This is fool cat<br> 8. This is busy cat<br> 9. This is for cat<br> 10. This is forty cat<br> 11. This is seconds cat<br> <br> Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on. </span></b></p> </div><br> </div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-69900786349463989562009-02-10T23:57:00.001-08:002009-02-10T23:57:44.494-08:00Issue on GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[i], "click"); on google mapIssue on GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[i], "click"); on google map<br><br>Hi<br><br>i have function like this<br><br>function myPrevClick(it)<br>{<br> it--; <br> GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[it], "click");<br> <br>}<br><br>when I give any values other than 0 it works for me. COuld you please<br>help me to find out the reason, why this happening :(<br><br>thanks<br>jj<br><a href="http://phpqa.blogspot.com">http://phpqa.blogspot.com</a> <br> <br><br>***********************************<br>Andrew wrote<br>***********************************<br><br>Isn't this a basic Javascript problem? You pass zero as "it"; "it" is<br>decremented and so you attempt to click gmarkers[-1]. I don't expect<br> you have a marker with that index.<br><br>Andrew <br><br>***********************************<br><br>***********************************<br><br>thanks for your reply<br><br>sorry I replaced the 'it' to zero on this line GEvent.trigger(gmarkers<br> [it], "click");<br><br>am not getting the 0the index<br><br>ie<br><br>GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0], "click");<br><br>Thanks<br>jj<br><a href="http://phpqa.blogspot.com">http://phpqa.blogspot.com</a> <br> <br>***********************************<br>Andrew wrote<br>***********************************<br><br>Well presumably you don't have a marker at that index either. You<br>haven't given a link to your map, so it's not possible to see exactly<br> what's going on.<br><br>Andrew <br><br>***********************************<br>Andrew wrote<br>***********************************<br><br>I can't make that map go wrong. I can enter<br> javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0],'click')<br> into the browser address bar and it works. What steps are necessary to<br>make it fail?<br><br>Andrew <br><br>***********************************<br><br>***********************************<br><br>Could you please try<br> <br>javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0],'click') ;<br>javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[10],'click') ;<br><br>same infobox window opening while we use the above commands :(<br><br>have a look on it<br><br> thanks<br>jj<br><a href="http://phpqa.blogspot.com">http://phpqa.blogspot.com</a> <br><br>***********************************<br>Marcelo wrote<br>***********************************<br><br>It's because you are overwriting the first value in the gmarkers<br> array.<br><br>First you do<br>gmarkers.push(marker);<br><br>and later,<br>gmarkers[i] = marker;<br><br>where i is a global variable set to 0.<br><br>So, every time you call createMarker() the value of gmarkers[0] gets<br> overwritten. <br><br>Marcelo <br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-49049482348123392102009-01-20T20:35:00.001-08:002009-01-20T20:35:04.148-08:00How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?? ... Don't Miss it.How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?<p>One day an employee sends a letter to H er boss asking for an increase<br>in her salary!!!<p>Dear Bo$$,<p>In thi$ life, we all need$ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think<br>you$hould be under $ tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have<br>given$o much $ upport including $ weat and$ ervice to your company.<p>I am$ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $ pond $oon.<p>Your$ $incerely,<p>Je$$y<p><br>The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :<p>Dear Jessy<p>I kNO w you have been working very hard.NO wadays,NOthing much has changed.<p>You must have NOticed that our company isNO t doingNOticeably well as yet .<p>NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NOt<br>sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After<br>theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .<p>I haveNOthing more to add NO w. You kNOw what I mean.jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-26141950546829509892009-01-19T02:29:00.001-08:002009-01-19T02:29:40.764-08:00Some Awesome Quotes........!!! Tell me which one is the BEST...IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE... HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM<br>WE CANNOT SEE? - MOTHER THERESA.<p>IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN.......... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD<br>NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER<p>IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM -<br>MOTHER THERESA<p>I'M NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY BUT MYSELF.......... MY GOAL IS TO<br>BEAT MY LAST PERFORMANCE - BILL GATES<p>DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD........IF YOU DO SO,<br>YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE.<p>NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE.......BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES<br>YOU DOES NOT NEED IT.........AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T<br>BELIEVE IT - AUTHOR UNKNOWN<p>THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP......DREAM IS WHICH DOES NOT<br>LET YOU SLEEP. - DR.. ABDUL KALAM (Former President of the Republic of<br>India)<p>NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE<p>IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE ... DOESN'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS...TALK WITH<br>YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA<p>WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST ... WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING<br>BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR<p>EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD ... BUT NO ONE THINKS OF<br>CHANGING HIMSELF. - - - LEO TOLSTOY<p><br>v I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES ... I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED<br>THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE. THOMAS EDISON<p>NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE,<p>a) TRUST,<br>b) PROMISE,<br>c) RELATIONSHIP and<br>d) HEART<p>BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAIN A LOT - CHARLES<p><br>IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS YOU CAN BE SURE THAT<br>YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA:<p>THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS:<p>A) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER<br>B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER<br>C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR<p><br>LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU<br>NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU - DR. ABDUL KALAM<p><br>IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,<br>THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - ALBERT<br>EINSTEIN<p>.jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-83346818680215626732009-01-13T19:46:00.001-08:002009-01-13T19:46:16.084-08:0052 Proven Stress Reducers1. Get up fifteen minutes earlier in the morning. The inevitable morning mishaps will be less stressful.<br><br>2. Prepare for the morning the evening before. Set the breakfast table, make lunches, put out the clothes you plan to wear, etc.<br> <br>3. Don?t rely on your memory. Write down appointment times, when to pick up the laundry, when library books are due, etc. ("The palest ink is better than the most retentive memory." - Old Chinese Proverb)<br> <br>4. Do nothing which, after being done, leads you to tell a lie.<br><br>5. Make duplicates of all keys. Bury a house key in a secret spot in the garden and carry a duplicate car key in your wallet, apart from your key ring.<br> <br>6. Practice preventive maintenance. Your car, appliances, home, and relationships will be less likely to break down/fall apart "at the worst possible moment."<br><br>7. Be prepared to wait. A paperback can make a wait in a post office line almost pleasant.<br> <br>8. Procrastination is stressful. Whatever you want to do tomorrow, do today; whatever you want to do today, do it now.<br><br>9. Plan ahead. Don?t let the gas tank get below one-quarter full; keep a well-stocked "emergency shelf" of home staples; don?t wait until you?re down to your last bus token or postage stamp to buy more; etc.<br> <br>10. Don?t put up with something that doesn?t work right. If your alarm clock, wallet, shoe laces, windshield wipers ? whatever ? are a constant aggravation, get them fixed or get new ones.<br> <br>11. Allow 15 minutes of extra time to get to appointments. Plan to arrive at an airport one hour before domestic departures.<br> <br>12. Eliminate (or restrict) the amount of caffeine in your diet.<br><br>13. Always set up contingency plans, "just in case." ("If for some reason either of us is delayed, here?s what we?ll do?" kind of thing. Or, "If we get split up in the shopping center, here?s where we?ll meet.")<br> <br>14. Relax your standards. The world will not end if the grass doesn?t get mowed this weekend.<br><br>15. Pollyanna-Power! For every one thing that goes wrong, there are probably 10 or 50 or 100 blessings. Count ?em!<br> <br>16. Ask questions. Taking a few moments to repeat back directions, what someone expects of you, etc., can save hours. (The old "the hurrieder I go, the behinder I get, " idea.)<br><br>17. Say "No!" Saying "no" to extra projects, social activities, and invitations you know you don?t have the time or energy for takes practice, self-respect, and a belief that everyone, everyday, needs quiet time to relax and be alone.<br> <br>18. Unplug your phone. Want to take a long bath, meditate, sleep, or read without interruption? Drum up the courage to temporarily disconnect. (The possibility of there being a terrible emergency in the next hour or so is almost nil.) Or use an answering machine.<br> <br>19. Turn "needs" into preferences. Our basic physical needs translate into food, water, and keeping warm. Everything else is a preference. Don?t get attached to preferences.<br><br>20. Simplify, simplify, simplify?<br> <br>21. Make friends with non-worriers. Nothing can get you into the habit of worrying faster than associating with chronic worrywarts.<br><br>22. Get up and stretch periodically if your job requires that you sit for extended periods.<br> <br>23. Wear earplugs. If you need to find quiet at home, pop in some earplugs.<br><br>24. Get enough sleep. If necessary, use an alarm clock to remind you to go to bed.<br><br>25. Create order out of chaos. Organize your home and workspace so that you always know exactly where things are. Put things away where they belong and you won?t have to go through the stress of losing things.<br> <br>26. When feeling stressed, most people tend to breathe in short, shallow breaths. When you breathe like this, stale air is not expelled, oxidation of the tissues is incomplete, and muscle tension frequently results. Check your breathing throughout the day, and before, during, and after high-pressure situations. If you find your stomach muscles are knotted and your breathing is shallow, relax all your muscles and take several deep, slow breaths. Note how, when you?re relaxed, both your abdomen and chest expand when you breathe.<br> <br>27. Writing your thoughts and feelings down (in a journal, or on paper to be thrown away) can help you clarify things and can give you a renewed perspective.<br><br>28. Try the following yoga technique whenever you feel the need to relax. Inhale deeply through you nose to the count of eight. Then, with lips puckered, exhale very slowly through your mouth to the count of 16, or for as long as you can. Concentrate on the long sighing sound and feel the tension dissolve. Repeat 10 times.<br> <br>29. Inoculate yourself against a feared event. Example: before speaking in public, take time to go over every part of the experience in your mind. Imagine what you?ll wear, what the audience will look like, how you will present your talk, what the questions will be and how you will answer them, etc. Visualize the experience the way you would have it be. You?ll likely find that when the time comes to make the actual presentation, it will be "old hat" and much of your anxiety will have fled.<br> <br>30. When the stress of having to get a job done gets in the way of getting the job done, diversion ? a voluntary change in activity and/or environment ? may be just what you need.<br><br>31. Talk it out. Discussing your problems with a trusted friend can help clear your mind of confusion so you can concentrate on problem solving.<br> <br>32. One of the most obvious ways to avoid unnecessary stress is to select an environment (work, home, leisure) which is in line with your personal needs and desires. If you hate desk jobs, don?t accept a job which requires that you sit at a desk all day. If you hate to talk politics, don?t associate with people who love to talk politics, etc.<br> <br>33. Learn to live one day at a time.<br><br>34. Every day, do something you really enjoy.<br><br>35. Add an ounce of love to everything you do.<br><br>36. Take a hot bath or shower (or a cool one in summertime) to relieve tension.<br> <br>37. Do something for somebody else.<br><br>38. Focus on understanding rather than on being understood; on loving rather than on being loved.<br><br>39. Do something that will improve your appearance. Looking better can help you feel better.<br> <br>40. Schedule a realistic day. Avoid the tendency to schedule back-to-back appointments; allow time between appointments for a breathing spell.<br><br>41. Become more flexible. Some things are worth not doing perfectly and some issues are well to compromise upon.<br> <br>42. Eliminate destructive self-talk: "I?m too old to?," "I?m too fat to?," etc.<br><br>43. Use your weekend time for a change of pace. If you work week is slow and patterned, make sure there is action and time for spontaneity built into your weekends. If your work week is fast-paced and full of people and deadlines, seek peace and solitude during your days off. Feel as if you aren?t accomplishing anything at work? Tackle a job on the weekend which you can finish to your satisfaction.<br> <br>44. "Worry about the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves." That?s another way of saying: take care of the todays as best you can and the yesterdays and the tomorrows will take care of themselves.<br> <br>45. Do one thing at a time. When you are with someone, be with that person and with no one or nothing else. When you are busy with a project, concentrate on doing that project and forget about everything else you have to do.<br> <br>46. Allow yourself time ? everyday ? for privacy, quiet, and introspection.<br><br>47. If an especially unpleasant task faces you, do it early in the day and get it over with; then the rest of your day will be free of anxiety.<br> <br>48. Learn to delegate responsibility to capable others.<br><br>49. Don?t forget to take a lunch break. Try to get away from your desk or work area in body and mind, even if it?s just for 15 or 20 minutes.<br><br>50. Forget about counting to 10. Count to 1,000 before doing something or saying anything that could make matters worse.<br> <br>51. Have a forgiving view of events and people. Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world.<br><br>52. Have an optimistic view of the world. Believe that most people are doing the best they can. jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-43662874828913084932009-01-13T19:44:00.001-08:002009-01-13T19:44:48.053-08:00Definitions of Designations<i><span style="font-size: 16pt; color: black; font-family: 'Bookman Old Style','serif';"><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;">Definitions of Designations</span><br><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">*******************************</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"><br> <br><br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Project Manager</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.<br><br> </span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Developer</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.<br><br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Onsite Coordinator</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.<br> <br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Client</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.<br><br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Marketing Manager</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.<br> <br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Resource Optimization Team</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.<br> <br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Documentation Team</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.<br> <br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Quality Auditor</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.<br><br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">Tester</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.<br> <br></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">HR Manager</span><span style="color: black; text-decoration: none;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); text-decoration: none;">is a person who thinks that...<br> <br>a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!</span></span></i> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-63538816902997505062009-01-13T19:43:00.001-08:002009-01-13T19:43:26.907-08:007 Ways to Make a Good Impression<div class="gmail_quote"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><a name="11ec41962041425b_11ebe92893f1bde5_584082191498183682"></a> <div><h3><a href="http://ritemail.blogspot.com/2008/12/7-ways-to-make-good-impression.html" target="_blank">7 Ways to Make a Good Impression</a> </h3> <div></div> <div> <p> </p><div align="justify">Impressions are important: They leave an initial taste in people's mouths that can remain prevalent for the entire relationship. If you are paranoid about what kind of impression you make, run through these seven list items and see if you are consistent with them; if you are, then you will probably expose the best of yourself. If not, then work to meet these standards.<br> <br><i><b>1. Dress:</b> The absolute first impression you will make on someone will be through your clothing, because that is what is seen from a distance, and cannot change throughout your meeting. Make sure to dress according to the situation-don't over or under dress-and maintain within the limits of good taste. If you aren't sure if what you're wearing looks good, ask people for an honest opinion. One last thought: always, and I mean always, pull up your pants. </i></div> <div align="justify"><i></i></div> <div align="justify"></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>2. Hygiene:</b> Take a shower! Shave! Brush your teeth! You must be fully bathed and groomed before you meet with someone for the first time, because scruffy looking people generally don't seem as neat and mature. Pay attention to the little elements like breath: keep a pack of mint gum with you wherever you go, and periodically check to make sure you aren't killing bugs every time you breathe out. If you sweat heavily, keep a small stick of deodorant/anti-perspirant close, and if you notice you're stinking you can freshen up. People notice the minutiae! </i></div> <div align="justify"><i></i></div> <div align="justify"><i><b></b></i></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>3. Manners:</b> At the table and with other people be civilized, polite and respectful: keep your elbows off of the table, open doors for people and address everyone-initially, at least-by their formal title. This will make an especially good impression on senior citizens, because you will prove that you aren't one of those "new fangled punks." </i></div> <div align="justify"><i></i></div> <div align="justify"></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>4. Speech:</b> Have clean, clear diction and speak sans "like" or "you know." It is important to be articulate because that inspires a feeling of intelligence and education in the person you are meeting with. Always leave out profanity, and whatever you do, make sure to speak loud enough for all to hear, because conversationalists are easily agitated if you force them say "excuse me?" more than a few times. </i></div> <div align="justify"><i></i></div> <div align="justify"><i><b></b></i></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>5. Discretion:</b> Choose what to share about yourself: forget to tell everyone about that time you went camping and ruptured your appendix, then fell face first into a pile of bug infested leaves-it is rude and will alienate you from the group. Try to withhold from conversations on personal subjects like religion or more disgusting topics like personal medical care. Before you speak, think about the possible impact of what you might say, then imagine its implications in the long run. </i></div> <div align="justify"></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>6. Humor:</b> Humor can be your most powerful tool or your doom, because everyone has a slightly different sense of humor. What might be hilarious to you might seem disgusting to another, or vice versa. Try to withhold from any jokes that aren't family or dinner table friendly; you can tell those later.</i></div> <div align="justify"><i></i></div> <div align="justify"></div> <div align="justify"><i><b>7. Start and End with a Bang:</b> I am a classical musician, and in my orchestra, among other messages, the conductor tells us that the "audience remembers mostly the first and last notes of a symphony." This is the same in a personal encounter: whoever you are meeting with will remember how you greet them, and then in what manner you left them. If you feel you have trouble with this, practice a few different phrases in the mirror, and introduce elements like: "pleased to meet you," or "honored to make your acquaintance." Ignore the antiquity of these phrases; it often makes them more memorable. </i></div> <div align="justify"><br>Making a good impression will set any relationship off on a good foot. If you are in a situation where you need to be judged at face value-such as a job interview or date-then make sure to go through this list and make sure you are within bounds of reason and good taste on all of your decisions.</div> </div></div></div></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-23482745486288626802009-01-13T19:40:00.001-08:002009-01-13T19:40:40.269-08:0012 Ways To Know That You Love Someone<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><span><font size="7" color="red" face="Arial"><u><br>IT'S TRUE!!!!<br><br>12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone</u></font><font size="3" color="#330033" face="Arial"> </font><font size="5" color="#008080" face="Verdana"><b><br> <br>TWELVE: </b><br>You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. <b><br><br>ELEVEN: </b><br>You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. <b><br><br>TEN: </b><br>You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away. <b><br> <br>NINE: </b><br>You smile when you hear his/her voice. <b><br><br>EIGHT: </b><br>When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her. <b><br><br>SIX: <br>He/She</b> is everything you want to think. <b><br> <br>FIVE: </b><br>You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her. <b><br><br>FOUR: </b><br>You would do anything to see him/her. <b><br><br>THREE: </b><br>While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time. <b><br> <br>TWO: </b><br>You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing. <b><br><br>ONE: </b><br>While you are reading through this..... if that's true.... You was silently laughing to yourself :-) </font></span><br> <br> </div></div></div> <br> <br></div><br> </div><br> </div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-16575973233362039222008-12-17T20:01:00.001-08:002008-12-17T20:01:56.919-08:00have an SQL good morning!!<font face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';">SELECT <font color="maroon"><span style="color: maroon;"> happiness, </span></font> <font color="maroon"><span style="color: maroon;"> prosperity</span></font> FROM <font color="maroon"><span style="color: maroon;">life</span></font> WHERE <font color="maroon"><span style="color: maroon;">year >= </span></font></span></font><b><font size="5" color="fuchsia" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: fuchsia; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';">200</span></font></b><b><font size="5" color="blue" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-weight: bold; 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font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"><br> ALTER TABLE</span></font></b><font face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> <font color="maroon"><span style="color: maroon;">life</span></font></span></b></span></font><font size="4" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"> </span></font><font face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">ADD </span></b> <b><font color="maroon"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: maroon;"> dreams</span></font></b> <b><span style="font-weight: bold;">CHAR(INFINITY);</span></b></span></font><font size="4" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"> </span></font><font face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"><br> <br><u><font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;"><br></span></font></u></span></font><u><font color="blue"><span style="color: blue;"><br></span></font></u><a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Esmileycentral%2Ecom%2F%3Fpartner%3DZSzeb001%5FZN&isImage=0&BlockImage=0" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;"></span></a><a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Esmileycentral%2Ecom%2F%3Fpartner%3DZSzeb001%5FZN&isImage=0&BlockImage=0" target="_blank"><span style="text-decoration: none;"></span></a><b><font size="6" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 24pt; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';">Good Morning</span></font></b><b><font size="7" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 36pt; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"> </span></font></b></p></td></tr></tbody></table> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-76243874831002716242008-12-17T00:56:00.001-08:002008-12-17T00:56:21.416-08:00A recap of our life....<div class="gmail_quote"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span><font size="2" color="#0000ff" face="Arial"> <font size="5" color="#ffff99" face="Monotype Corsiva">When</font></font></span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span></span><span></span> </p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span> </span>The school reopened in June, </p></span> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And we settled in our new desks and </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Benches! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we queued up in book depot, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And got our new books</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And notes! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers. </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We learnt writing with</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Slates and pencils, and </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we began drawing with crayons and evolved to </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Color pencils and finally sketch pens!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we started calculating </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>First with tables and then with </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Clarke's tables and advanced to </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Calculators and computers! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we chased one another in the </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Drenched in sweat!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we had lunch in classrooms, corridors, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Playgrounds,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Under the trees and even in cycle sheds! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> all the colors in the world,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> cricket was played with writing pads as bats, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And Neckties and socks rolled into balls! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> few played </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>"Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>While others simply played</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>"Book cricket" in the </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Confines of classroom! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Of fights but no conspiracies, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Of Competitions but seldom jealousy! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> we used to </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Watch Live Cricket telecast,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>When</i></b> few rushed at 3:45 to </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>"Conquer" window seats in bus!<b><i> </i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>While</i></b> few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint", </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>"Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat!" at 4o Clock!<b><i> </i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Of Sports Day,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And the annual School Day, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>And the one-month long </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Preparations for them.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Of the stressful Quarterly, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Enjoyed holidays after them! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Of tenth and twelfth standards, when </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We</span><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: blue; font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"> </span><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';">spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We learnt,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We enjoyed,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We played,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We won,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We lost,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We laughed,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We cried, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We fought,</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>We thought.</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>With so much fun in them, so many friends, </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>So much experience, all this and more! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>When we used </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>To talk for hours with our friends!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>When we played games on the road!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>think about Code on the road !<br></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>When we saw stars </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Shining at Night! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we see stars when our code doesn't </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Work! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we chat in chat rooms.....! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Where we </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>studied just to pass! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we study to save our job! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Where we shouted on the road! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we don't shout even at home<b><i> </i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Where we got lectures from all!</span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!! </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the days</i></b> </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>But not the memories, which will be </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br>Ever and ever and ever..... </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!! </i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,</i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>DONT FORGET TO </i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL</i></b></span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br> <br> </span></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 255, 153); font-family: 'Monotype Corsiva';"><br><b><i>EXISTS......</i></b></span></p><br clear="all"><font color="#888888"> <br></font></div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-4866926942088497392008-12-15T22:40:00.001-08:002008-12-15T22:53:54.471-08:00A Best topic till date !<div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><div><div style="margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt 25px 0pt 0pt;> <div><table><tbody><tr><td><div align="center">
<br /><div align="center"><span style=";font-size:24;color:red;" ><b>God created the donkey</b></span><span style="color:red;">
<br /></span>
<br />and said to him.
<br />"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
<br />carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
<br />you will have no intelligence and you will live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">50 </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years." </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >
<br />The donkey answered:</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />"I will be a donkey, but to live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">50</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years is much. Give me only </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">20</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years"
<br />God granted his wish. </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);font-size:24;" >
<br />.................................................................... </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);">
<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:silver;" >
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<br />God created the dog</span></b>
<br /><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />
<br />and said to him:
<br />"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
<br />You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
<br />you will live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">30</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years.
<br />You will be a dog. " </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >
<br />The dog answered: </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />"Sir, to live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">30</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years is too much,give me only</span></b><b><span style="color:red;">15</span></b><span style="color:red;"> </span><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years.
<br />" God granted his wish.</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);">size=6>
<br />........................................................................ </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);">
<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:gray;" >
<br />God created the monkey </span></b>
<br />
<br /><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />and said to him:
<br />"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
<br />You will be amusing and you will live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">
<br />20</span></b><b><span> </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years. " </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >
<br />The monkey
<br />answered:</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />"To live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">20</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years is too much, give me only </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">10</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years."
<br />God granted his wish.</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);font-size:24;" >
<br />.................................................................... </span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(255, 191, 24);">
<br />!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:silver;" >
<br />
<br />Finally God created man...</span></b>
<br /><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />and said to him:
<br />"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
<br />You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
<br />You will dominate the world and you will live </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">20</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years." </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >
<br />
<br />Man responded:</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >
<br />"Sir, I will be a man but to live only</span></b><b><span style="color:red;">
<br />20</span></b> <b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years is very little,
<br />give me the</span></b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);"> </span><b><span style="color:red;">30</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years that the donkey refused,
<br />the </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">15</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years that the dog did not want and
<br />the </span></b><b><span style="color:red;">10</span></b><b><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size:24;" >years the monkey refused.
<br />" God granted man's wish </span>................................................................ </b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:navy;" >
<br />
<br />And since then, man lives </span></b><b><span style="color:blue;">
<br />20</span></b> <b><span style=";font-size:24;color:navy;" >years as a man</span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:purple;" > , </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:teal;" >
<br />
<br />marries and spends</span></b><b><span style="color:teal;">
<br />30</span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:teal;" > years like a donkey,
<br />working and carrying all the burdens on his back.</span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >
<br />
<br />Then when his children are grown,
<br />he lives </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 159, 130);">15</span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:green;" >years like a dog taking care of the house
<br />and eating whatever is given to him, </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:maroon;" >
<br />
<br />so that when he is old,
<br />he can retire and live </span></b><b><span style="color:blue;">10</span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:maroon;" >years like a monkey,
<br />going from house to house and from one son or
<br />daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. </span></b><b><span style=";font-size:24;color:purple;" >
<br />
<br />That's Life.</span></b> </div> </div>
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<br />jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-2833520785889630582008-12-10T00:07:00.001-08:002008-12-10T00:07:27.776-08:00Newton Laws for Software :)<div class="gmail_quote">Law 1 ..Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager. <br><br><br>Law 2. The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.<font size="2" face="Monotype Corsiva"><i><br><br></i><i>Law 3. For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.</i></font><font size="2" face="Monotype Corsiva"><i>Bonus :-)</i></font><div class="gmail_quote"><div><font size="2"><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><i><br> <br></i></font></font><font size="2" face="Monotype Corsiva"><i>Law 4 .. Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.</i></font></div><blockquote class="gmail_quote" style="border-left: 1px solid rgb(204, 204, 204); margin: 0pt 0pt 0pt 0.8ex; padding-left: 1ex;"> </blockquote></div><br><font color="#888888"><br> </font></div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-43535560257485080312008-11-26T21:24:00.001-08:002008-11-26T21:24:21.771-08:00Please read below. Very useful.<u><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Please read below. <b>Very useful</b>.</span></u><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">1) Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient<br> answers, Because directly</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">power, which is:</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">directly.This is a true fact from Apollo medical team.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">2) Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"><br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">3) Dont eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">will die</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide... Please fwd to whom u</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">care</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">4) Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. News report from Times of India</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">5) Avoid these tablets they are very dangerous<br>* D cold<br>* Vicks action- 500<br>* Actified<br>* Coldarin<br>* Cosome<br>* Nice<br>* Nimulid<br>* Cetrizet-D<br> They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">tablets are banned in U.S.</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">6) Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it)</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);"> <br> <br></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">Signals.....Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">get at the roadside. It's made from cotton that has already been used</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">in hospitals.They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: blue;"> </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM!<br> <br> Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone..... ..</span> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-32231850054500077822008-11-26T21:21:00.001-08:002008-11-26T21:21:34.149-08:00Use Blackle ..<div class="gmail_quote"><font size="4"><tt><br>Google is the second Brain to many of us.<br><br>We use it frequently.<br><br>It uses white screen which consumes high power.<br><br>Read the following.........<br>If Google had a black screen,<br><br>taking in Account the huge number of page views,<br><br>according to calculations, 750 mega watts/hour<br><br>per year would be saved..!!!!!!<br><br>In response, Google created a black version<br><br>of its search engine, called Blackle,<br><br>with the exact same functions as the white version,<br><br>but obviously with lower energy consumption:<br><br>Help spread the word.. Please use<br><br><a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eblackle%2Ecom%2F&isImage=0&BlockImage=0" target="_blank">http://www.blackle.com/</a><br><br><br><br>Info from the Wiki.. ::-<br>Blackle.com<br>From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia<br>Blackle is a website powered by Google Custom Search<<a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fen%2Ewikipedia%2Eorg%2Fwiki%2FGoogle%5FCustom%5FSearch&isImage=0&BlockImage=0" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Custom_Search</a>>, which was developed by Heap Media Australia.[1]<<a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fen%2Ewikipedia%2Eorg%2Fwiki%2FBlackle%2Ecom%23cite%5Fnote%2Dsmh%2D0&isImage=0&BlockImage=0%20target=_new%3E%5B2%5D%3Chttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-metro-1" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-smh-0>[2]<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-metro-1</a>><br> Principle<br>The principle behind Blackle is based on the idea that the display of different colors consumes different amounts of energy on computer monitors<<a href="http://www.rediffmail.com/cgi-bin/red.cgi?red=http%3A%2F%2Fen%2Ewikipedia%2Eorg%2Fwiki%2FComputer%5Fmonitors&isImage=0&BlockImage=0%20target=_new%3E.%5B3%5D%3Chttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-Roberson-2" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_monitors>.[3]<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-Roberson-2</a>> The creators of Blackle cite a 2002 study from Roberson, who tested a variety of CRT and LCD monitors and found that an all black screen consumed less energy than an all white screen on all of them.<br>The creators of Blackle state that the idea behind the site came from a blog<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blog</a>>, which estimated that a black Google would save 750 megawatt-hours<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watt-hours" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watt-hours</a>> a year[1]<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-smh-0" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-smh-0</a>>. A megawatt-hour is the equivalent of ten thousand 100 watt light bulbs burning continuously for 1 hour. On the Blackle homepage<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homepage" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homepage</a>>, the creators of Blackle provide a count of the number of watt-hours that they claim the users of Blackle have collectively saved.<br>Functionality<br>Because it is not owned by Google Inc<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google</a>>., the Blackle site lacks many of the features of conventional Google, including the 'Cached' and 'Similar Pages' options, and it does not have as many of the corresponding links that can be found on the Google homepage. These links include items such as preferences, advanced search, language tools, images, groups, news, scholar, and the iGoogle<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IGoogle" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IGoogle</a>> features.<br>Blackle is a Google Custom Search<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Custom_Search" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_Custom_Search</a>> partner, which allows for the customization of the returned search results. As such, a search in Blackle does not necessarily return the same results as a Google search.<br>Criticism<br>The creators of Blackle have been criticized for lack of clarity regarding the type, size and manufacturer of monitor that the power usage claims refer to. One critic, a technology journalist who reviews computer hardware, tested four cathode ray tube<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathode_ray_tube" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathode_ray_tube</a>> (CRT) monitors and 23 liquid crystal display<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_crystal_display" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_crystal_display</a>> (LCD) monitors, and found that power was saved by the CRT monitors, but was less than that claimed by the blog post that inspired Blackle. The LCD monitors tested showed increased power use in the majority of cases, although most of the larger (24 inch) monitors did use less power displaying a black screen.[1]<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-smh-0" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-smh-0</a>>[4]<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-techlogg2-3" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-techlogg2-3</a>>[5]<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-techlogg3-4" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-techlogg3-4</a>><br> Relative to other energy saving initiatives, it has been suggested that the energy savings of Blackle is small. For example, the Climate Savers Computing Initiative, a consortium of large software and hardware vendors that promotes efficient computing on a large scale, is forecasting a power saving of 10,000 MW by 2010. [6]<<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-Submit_Express-5" target="_blank">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackle.com#cite_note-Submit_Express-5</a>><br></tt></font> </div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-66851397910426359282008-11-26T21:20:00.001-08:002008-11-26T21:21:00.051-08:00For all the CS Engineers out there…<div class="gmail_quote"><b><font size="5" color="#ff9900" face="Arial"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 153, 0); font-family: Arial;"></span></font></b><font size="2" color="navy" face="Arial"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy; font-family: Arial;"></span></font> <address><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;">We all know that the Lord Rama has been addressed by different names <br>like Janakirama, Kalyanarama, Anantharama etc. <br>Likewise, Krishna have different names like Gopal akrishna, Ananthakrishna etc. <br><br>One day, our Ancestors were thinking how to refer to all those names in an easy way. <br><br>You all know that our ancestors </span></font></i></b><b><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: normal;">we</span></font></b><b><font size="4" color="#333399"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;">re pioneer</span></font></b><b><font size="4" color="navy"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: normal;">s</span></font></b><b><font size="4" color="#333399"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;"> in mathematics. With their mathematical knowledge, they found a concept called ARRAY. </span></font></b></address> <address><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;"> </span></font></i></b></address> <address><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;">They decided to put all names of Rama in an array called RAMA and all names of Krishna in an array called KRISHNA ................. ... ... </span></font></i></b></address> <address><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: normal;"> </span></font></i></b></address> <p><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399" face="Palatino Linotype"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: italic; font-family: 'Palatino Linotype';"><br></span></font></i></b><b><i><font size="4" color="#333399"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: rgb(51, 51, 153); font-style: italic;">From then on they start referring them as "ARRAY RAMA ARRAY KRISHNA" </span></font></i></b></p> <p><b><i><font size="4" color="navy" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;"> </span></font></i></b></p> <p><b><i><font size="4" color="navy" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;">That's the reason why ISKCON sings that shloka and distributes that pamphlet to make ur prayers easy..</span></font></i></b></p><p><br><b><i><font size="4" color="navy" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;"></span></font></i></b></p><p><br><b><i><font size="4" color="navy" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;"></span></font></i></b></p> <p><b><i><font size="4" color="navy" face="Times New Roman"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 14pt; color: navy; font-style: italic;">:)<br></span></font></i></b></p> </div><br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-70230239186320870062008-10-01T02:46:00.001-07:002008-10-01T02:46:22.186-07:00Google Week: 101 Tips, Tricks And Hacks<div dir="ltr"><div><div style="text-align: center;"><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"><font size="5" color="#00007f"><b>Google</b></font><font size="5" color="#00007f"><b> Week: 101 Tips, Tricks And Hacks</b></font></font><br> </div><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"><font size="5" color="#00007f"><b> <br></b></font></font></div> <div><font size="4" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"><b>The ultimate collection of Google tips</b></font></div> <div> </div> <div> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">1. The best way to begin searching harder with Google is by clicking the </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/advanced_search" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">Advanced Search</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"> link.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">2. This lets you search for exact phrases, "all these words", or one of the specified keywords by entering search terms into the appropriate box.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">3. You can also define how many results you want on the page, what language and what file type you're looking for, all with menus.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">4. Advanced Search lets you type in a Top Level Domain (like <b>.<a rel="nofollow" href="http://co.uk/" target="_blank">co.uk</a></b>) in the "Search within site of domain" box to restrict results.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">5. And you can click the "Date, usage rights, numeric range and more" link to access more advanced features. </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">6. Save time – most of these advanced features are also available in Google's front page search box, as command line parameters.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">7. Google's main search invisibly combines search terms with the Boolean construct "AND". When you enter <b>smoke fire</b> – it looks for smoke AND fire.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">8. To make Google search for smoke or fire, just type <b>smoke OR fire</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">9. Instead of OR you can type the | symbol, like this: <b>smoke | fire</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">10. Boolean connectors like AND and OR are case sensitive. They must be upper case.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">11. Search for a specific term, then one keyword OR another by grouping them with parentheses, like this: <b>water (smoke OR fire)</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">12. To look for phrases, put them in quotes: <b>"there's no smoke without fire"</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">13. Synonym search looks for words that mean similar things. Use the tilde symbol before your keyword, like this: <b>~eggplant</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">14.. Exclude specific key words with the minus operator. <b>new pram -ebay</b> excludes all results from <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.ebay.com/" target="_blank">eBay</a>.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">15. Common words, like I, and, then and if are ignored by Google.. These are called "stop words".</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">16. The plus operator makes sure stop words are included. Like: <b>fish +and chips</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">17. If a stop word is included in a phrase between quote marks as a phrase, the word is searched for.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">18. You can also ask Google to fill in a blank. Try: <b>Christopher Columbus discovered *</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">19. Search for a numerical range using the numrange operator.. For example, search for Sony TV between £300 and £500 with the string <b>Sony TV £300..£500</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">20. Google recognises 13 main file types through advanced search, including all Microsoft Office Document types, Lotus, </font></p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">PostScript, Shockwave Flash and plain text files.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">21. Search for any filetype directly using the modifier <b>filetype:[filetype extension]</b>. For example: <b>soccer filetype:pdf</b></font></p></div> <p> </p> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">22. Exclude entire file types, using the same Boolean syntax we used to exclude key words earlier: <b>rugby -filetype:doc</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">23, In fact, you can combine any Boolean search operators, as long as your syntax is correct. An example: <b>"sausage and mash" -onions filetype:doc</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">24. Google has some very powerful, hidden search parameters, too. For example "intitle" only searches page titles. Try <b>intitle:herbs</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">25. If you're looking for files rather than pages – give <b>index of</b> as the <b>intitle:</b> parameter. It helps you find web and FTP </font></p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">directories.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">26. The modifier <b>inurl </b>only searches the web address of a page: give <b>inurl:spices</b> a go.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">27. Find live webcams by searching for: <b>inurl:view/view. shtml</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">28. The modifier <b>inanchor </b>is very specific, only finding results in text used in page links. </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">29. Want to know how many links there are to a site? Try <b>link:sitename</b> – for example <b>link:<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.mozilla.org/" target="_blank">www.mozilla. org</a></b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">30. Similarly, you can find pages that Google thinks are related in content, using the <b>related: </b>modifier. Use it like this: <b>related:<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.microsoft.com/" target="_blank">www.microsoft. com</a></b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">31.. The modifier <b>info:site_name</b> returns information about the specified page.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">32. Alternatively, do a normal search then click the "Similar Pages" link next to a result.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">33. Specify a site to search with the <b>site: </b>modifier – like this: <b>search tips site:<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.techradar.com/" target="_blank">www.techradar. com</a></b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">34. The above tip works with directory sites like <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.dmoz.org/" target="_blank">www.dmoz.org</a> and dynamically generated sites.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">35. Access Google Directory – a database of handpicked and rated sites – at <a rel="nofollow" href="http://directory.google.com/" target="_blank">directory.google. com</a> </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">36. The Boolean operators <b>intitle </b>and <b>inurl </b>work in Google directory, as does OR.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">37. Use the <b>site:</b> modifier when searching Google Images, at <a rel="nofollow" href="http://images.google.com/" target="_blank">images.google. com</a>. For example: <b>dvd recorder site:<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.amazon.co.uk/" target="_blank">www.amazon.co. uk</a></b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">38. Similar, using "site:.com" will only return results from .com domains.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">39. <a rel="nofollow" href="http://news.google.com/" target="_blank">Google News</a> (</font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://news.google.com/" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">news.google. com</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">) has its own Boolean parameters. For example "intext" pulls terms from the body of a story.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">40. If you use the operator "source:" in Google News, you can pick specific archives. For example: <b>heather mills source:daily_ mail</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">41. Using the "location:" filter enables you to return news from a chosen country. <b>location:uk</b> for example.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">42. Similarly, Google Blogsearch (</font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.techradar.com/news/internet/web/blogsearch.google.com" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">blogsearch.google. com</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">) has its own syntax. You can search for a blog title, for example, using <b>inblogtitle:<keyword></b></font></p> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div> </div> <div> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">43. The general search engine can get very specific indeed. Try <b>movie:<name of film></b> to look for movie reviews.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">44. The modifier <b>film:</b> works just as well!</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">45. Enter <b>showtimes</b> and Google will prompt you for your postcode. Enter it and it'll tell you when and where local films are showing.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">46. For a dedicated film search page, go to <a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.co.uk/movies" target="_blank">www.google.co. uk/movies</a></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">47. If you ticked "Remember this Location" when you searched for show times, the next time you can enter the name of a current </font></p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">film instead.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">48. Google really likes movies. Try typing <b>director: The Dark Knight</b> into the main search box.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">49. For cast lists, try <b>cast: name_of_film</b> </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">50. The modifier <b>music: </b>followed by a band, song or album returns music reviews.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">51. Try searching for <b>weather London</b> – you'll get a full 4-day forecast.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">52. There's also a built-in dictionary. Try <b>define:<word> </b>in the search box.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">53. Google stores the content of old sites. You can search this cache direct with the syntax <b>keyword cache:site_url</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">54. Alternatively, enter <b>cache:site_url</b> into Google's search box to be taken direct to the stored site.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">55. No calculator handy? Use Google's built in features. Try typing <b>12*15</b> and hitting "Google Search".</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">56. Google's calculator converts measurements and understands natural language. Type in <b>14 stones in kilos</b>, for example.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">57. It does currency conversion too. Try <b>200 pounds in euros</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">58. If you know the currency code you can type <b>200 GBP in EUR</b> instead for more reliable results.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">59. And temperature! Just type: <b>98 f to c</b> to convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">60. Want to know how clever Google really is? Type <b>2476 in roman numerals</b>, then hit "Google Search"...</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">61. You can personalise your Google experience by creating a Google account. Go to </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/account/" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ account/</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"> then click "Create Account".</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">62. With a Google account there are lots more extras available. You'll get a free <a rel="nofollow" href="http://gmail.google.com/" target="_blank">Gmail</a> email account for one...</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">63. With your Google account, you can also personalise your front page. Click "iGoogle" to add blog and site feeds.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">64. Click "Add a Tab" in iGoogle to add custom tabs. Google automatically populates them with suitable site suggestions.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">65. iGoogle allows you to theme your page too. Click "Select Theme" to change the default look.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">66. Some iGoogle themes change with time..."Sweet Dreams" is a theme that turns from day to night as you browse.</font></p></div> <p> </p> <div> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">67. Click "More" under "Try something new" to access a full list of Google sites and new features.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">68. "Custom Search" enables you to create a branded Google search for your own site.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">69. An active, useful service missing from the list is "Personalised Search" – but you can access it via </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/psearch" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ psearch</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"> when you're logged in.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">70. This page lists searches you have recently made – and is divided into categories. Clicking "pause" stops Google from recording your history.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">71. Click "Trends" to see the sites you visit most, the terms you enter most often and links you've clicked on!</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">72. Personalised Search also includes a bookmark facility – which enables you to save bookmarks online and access them from anywhere.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">73. You can add bookmarks or access your bookmarks using the iGoogle Bookmarks gadget.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">74. Did you know you can search within your returned results? Scroll down to the bottom of the search results page to find the link. </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">75. Search locally by appending your postcode to the end of query. For example <b>Indian food BA1 2BW</b> finds restaurants in Bath, with addresses and phone numbers!</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">76. Looking for a map? Just add <b>map </b>to the end of your query, like this: <b>Leeds map</b></font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">77. Google finds images just as easily and lists them at the top, when you add <b>image </b>to the end of your search.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">78. Google Image Search recognises faces... add <b>&imgtype=face</b> to the end of the returned URL in the location bar, then hit </font></p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">enter to filter out pictures that aren't people.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">79. Keeping an eye on stocks? Type <b>stocks:</b> followed by market ticker for the company and Google returns the data from Google Finance.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">80. Enter the carrier and flight number in Google's main search box to return flight tracking information.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">81. What time is it? Find out anywhere by typing <b>time </b>then the name of a place.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">82. You may have noticed Google suggests alternate spellings for search terms – that's the built in spell checker! </font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">83. You can invoke the spell checker directly by using <b>spell: </b>followed by your keyword.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">84. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky" to be taken straight to the first page Google finds for your keyword.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">85. Enter a statistics-based query like <b>population of Britain</b> into Google, and it will show you the answer at the top of its results.</font></p></div> <div> </div> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">86. If your search has none-English results, click "Translate this Page" to see it in English.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">87. You can search foreign sites specifically by clicking "Language Tools", then choosing which countries sites to translate your query to.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">88. Other features on the language tools page include a translator for blocks of text you can type or cut and paste.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">89. There's also a box that you can enter a direct URL into, translating to the chosen language.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">90. Near the language tools link, you'll see the "Search Preferences". This handy page is full of secret functionality.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">91. You can specify which languages Google returns results in, ticking as many (or few) boxes as you like.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">92. Google's Safe Search protects you from explicit sexual content. You can choose to filter results more stringently or switch it off completely.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">93. Google's default of 10 results a page can be increased to up to 100 in Search Preferences, too.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">94. You can also set Google to open your search results in a new window.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">95. Want to see what others are searching for or improve your page rank? Go to </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/zeitgeist" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ zeitgeist</font></a></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">96. Another useful, experimental search can be found at </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/zeitgeist/" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ trends</font></a><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif"> – where you can find the hottest search terms.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">97. To compare the performance of two or more terms, enter them into the trends search box separated by commas.</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">98. Fancy searching Google in Klingon? Go to </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-klingon" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ intl/xx-klingon</font></a></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">99. Perhaps the Swedish chef from the muppets is your role model instead? Check </font><a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.google.com/intl/xx-bork" target="_blank"><font color="#0000ff" face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">www.google.com/ intl/xx-bork</font></a></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">100. Type <b>answer to life, the universe and everything</b> into Google. You may be surprised by the result....</font></p> <p> </p> <p><font face="tahoma, new york, times, serif">101. It will also tell you the <b>number of horns on a unicorn</b></font></p><br> </div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-45467517328532850742008-08-26T08:31:00.001-07:002008-08-26T08:31:19.712-07:00Only for you...<div dir="ltr"><br> <br> A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.<br><br>What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.<br> <br>Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning :<br>There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"<br><br>The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr.Mouse , I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."<br> <br>The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"<br><br>The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr.Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.<br> <br>Be assured you are in my prayers." <br>The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"<br><br> The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." <br> <br>So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.<br><br>That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.<br> <br> The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.<br><br>The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital , and she returned home with a fever. <br> <br>Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main Ingredient.<br><br>But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. <br> <br>To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.<br><br>The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. <br><br>So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.<br> <br>The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.<br><br>So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.<br> <br>We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.<br><br>REMEMBER,,,,<br><br>EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY;<br> <br>OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.<br><br>One of the best things to hold onto in this world is a Friend.<br><br></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-12940647043945345952008-08-01T11:21:00.001-07:002008-08-01T11:21:38.669-07:00"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN"<div dir="ltr"><div style="font-family: verdana,sans-serif;" class="gmail_quote"><font size="2"><br></font><table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td style="font-style: inherit; font-variant: inherit; font-weight: inherit; font-size: inherit; line-height: inherit; font-size-adjust: inherit; font-stretch: inherit;" valign="top"> <font color="navy" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; color: navy;"></span></font><font size="2"><u><span style="font-size: 12pt;">U CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW SIMPLE STEPS. <br> </span></u></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br><br>Please spare a couple of minutes here........for the sake of </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">India</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> ... our country.<br> <br><br>I got this article from one of my friend, but it's true, I can see this from day to day life,<br><br>Small example <br>Before 5 months <font color="#0000f6"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 246);"> </span></font> 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 32<br> After 5 months. Now it is 1 CAN $ = IND Rs 37<br><br><br>Do you think Canadian Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down. <br><br>Our Economy is in u'r hands<br><br><br>INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN countries is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical situation. <br> <br> <br>More than 30000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea, beverages...etc which are grown, produced and consumed here . <br><br><br>A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paisa to produce is sold for NINE rupees, and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is a serious drain on INDIAN economy.<br> <br><br>"COCA COLA "and" SPRITE " belong to the same multinational company, "COCA COLA"? <br><br><br>Coke advertisements says ' JO CHAHO HOJAYE, COCACOLA ENJOY'<br><br>(Whatever the hell, let it happen, you drink coke)<br> What can you do?<br><br>You can consider some of the better alternatives to aerated drinks. <br>You can drink LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR), BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, MASALA MILK..........<br> <br><br>Everyone deserves a healthy drink, including you!<br>Over and above all this, economic sanctions have been imposed on us. We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our own interests we request everybody to use INDIAN products only for next two years.. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not do this, the rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much more for the same products in the near future. <br> <br><br>What you can do about it?<br><br>1 . Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES. <br>2 . ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.<br><br><br>Each individual should become a leader for this awareness. <br> <br>This is the only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate product. <br><br>All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES. <br> <br>LIST OF PRODUCTS<br><br>BATHING SOAP:<br><br>USE - CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPRO SHIKAKAI, </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">MYSORE</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">GANGA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA<br> <br>INSTEAD OF - LUX, LIFEBOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY, CAMAY, PALMOLIVE<br><br><br>TOOTH PASTE:<br><br>USE - NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICO VAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK<br><br>INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT . <br> <br><br>TOOTH BRUSH: <br>USE - PRUDENT, </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">AJANTA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> , PROMISE<br> <br>INSTEAD OF - COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B<br><br>SHAVING CREAM: <br>USE - GODREJ, EMANI<br><br>INSTEAD OF - PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE<br><br><br>BLADE:<br><br>USE - SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA<br> <br>INSTEAD OF - SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365 , GILLETTE<br><br><br>TALCUM POWDER:<br><br>USE - SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS <br>INSTEAD OF - PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER<br><br> <br> MILK POWDER:<br> <br>USE - </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDIANA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> , AMUL, AMULYA<br><br> INSTEAD OF - ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID. <br><br><br>SHAMPOO:<br><br>USE - LAKME, NIRMA, VELVET <br>INSTEAD OF - HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE <br><br>MOBILE CONNECTIONS <br> USE - BSNL, AIRTEL <br><br>INSTEAD OF - HUTCH<br><br><br>Every INDIAN product you buy makes a big difference. It saves </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDIA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> . <br> Let us take a firm decision today.<br><br><br>BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN we are not against of foreign products. <br><br>WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL. <br><br>WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. <br>EVERY DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM. <br> <br>WE ACHIEVED OUR </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDEPENDENCE</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES. <br> <br>THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT TREND IS VERY THREATENING.<br><br><br>MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALISATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS LIKE YOU AND ME IT IS RECOLONISATION OF </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDIA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> .. <br> <br>THE COLONIST'S LEFT </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDIA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> THEN. BUT THIS TIME THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY MISTAKES.<br> <br><br>WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A" GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY.<br><br>PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">INDEPENDENCE</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> . <br> <br><br></span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">RUSSIA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> , </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">S.KOREA</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> , </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">MEXICO</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> .........THE LIST IS VERY LONG!!<br> LET US LEARN FROM THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY. <br><br>LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY TRUE INDIAN.<br><br><br>FINALLY: IT'S OBVIOUS THAT U CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS MENTIONED ABOVE, <br><br><br>SO GIVE UP ATLEAST ONE ITEM TO FOR THE SAKE OF OUR COUNTRY. <br> <br>We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily. <br>Instead please forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.<br><br>"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">GREAT</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">OCEAN</span></font><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt;">."<br> </span></font></td></tr></tbody></table></div><font size="2"><br style="font-family: verdana,sans-serif;"></font> </div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-4646522530375971852008-07-29T06:40:00.001-07:002008-07-29T06:40:52.040-07:00One of the best interviews!! !<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div class="Wj3C7c"><div dir="ltr"><div style="font-family: verdana,sans-serif;" class="gmail_quote"> <font size="2">Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.<br></font><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"> <div style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><div style="width: 655px;"><div style="margin: 0pt; padding: 0pt 25px 0pt 0pt; float: left; width: 470px;"><div><div style="font-size: 12pt;"><div><div style="text-align: left;"> <font size="2"><br>Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.<br><br>Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!<br> <br>Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it. What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.<br> <br>Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.<br><br>Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.<br> <br>Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6..<br><br>Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think they should ban it.<br> <br>Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.<br><br>Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!<br><br>Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?<br><br>Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.<br> <br>Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?<br><br>Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!<br><br>Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?<br> <br>Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)<br> <br>Interviewer: And which languages have you used?<br><br>Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.<br><br>Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?<br> <br>Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!<br><br>Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?<br> <br> Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.<br><br>Interviewer: What is your general project experience?<br><br>Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of th! e times they are in pipeline!<br> <br>Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?<br><br>Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.<br> <br>Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?<br><br>Candidate: No, but I gues! s it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM','quality' ,'versioncontrol ','deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!<br> <br>Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?<br><br>Candidate: Not much.<br>1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.<br>2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.<br> 3. I believe in flexi-timings.<br>4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.<br>5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.<br> 6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is a world cup in West Indies in 2007, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?<br> <br>Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to OUR COMPANY .. :-)) <br> </font> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><font style="font-family: verdana,sans-serif;" size="2"><br><br></font> </div> </div></div></div><br><br clear="all"><br><br><br><br> </div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-25221333409440914692008-07-29T06:39:00.001-07:002008-07-29T06:39:55.107-07:00REALY GREAT... Read full<div dir="ltr"><br>Don't miss even a single word…Every second is worth reading this post... Too good<br><br>An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.<br><br> He asks one of his new students to stand and.....<br><br>Prof: So you believe in God?<br><br>Student: Absolutely, sir.<br><br>Prof : Is God good?<br><br>Student: Sure.<br><br>Prof: Is God all-powerful?<br><br>Student : Yes.<br> <br>Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him.<br><br>Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is this God good then? Hmm?<br><br>(Student is silent.)<br> <br>Prof: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?<br><br>Student: Yes.<br><br>Prof: Is Satan good?<br><br>Student : No.<br><br>Prof: Where does Satan come from?<br><br>Student: From...God...<br> <br>Prof: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?<br><br>Student: Yes.<br><br>Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?<br><br>Student: Yes.<br><br>Prof: So who created evil?<br> <br>(Student does not answer.)<br><br>Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?<br><br>Student: Yes, sir.<br><br>Prof: So, who created them?<br><br> (Student has no answer.)<br><br>Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you.<br><br>Tell me, son...Have you ever seen God?<br><br>Student: No, sir..<br><br>Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?<br> <br>Student: No, sir..<br><br>Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?<br><br>Student: No, sir.. I'm afraid I haven't.<br> <br>Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?<br><br>Student: Yes.<br><br>Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn't exist.<br>What do you say to that, son?<br><br>Student: Nothing.. I only have my faith.<br> <br>Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.<br><br>Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?<br><br>Prof: Yes.<br><br>Student: And is there such a thing as cold?<br><br>Prof: Yes.<br><br>Student: No sir. There isn't.<br> <br>(The lecture theatre becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)<br><br>Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.<br>But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold . Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat<br> We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .<br><br>(There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)<br><br>Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?<br> <br>Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?<br><br>Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright<br>light, flashing light....But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? In<br> reality, darkness isn't. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?<br><br>Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?<br><br>Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.<br> <br>Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?<br><br>Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.<br> <br>Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?<br><br>Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.<br><br>Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?<br> <br>(The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)<br><br>Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)<br> <br>Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?<br><br>(The class breaks out into laughter.)<br><br>Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir.<br> <br>With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?<br><br>(The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)<br><br>Prof: I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.<br> <br>Student: That is it sir... The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.<br><br>NB: I believe you have enjoyed the conversation...and if so...you'll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same...won't you?....<br> <br>this is a true story, and the<br><br>student was none other than.........<br><br> <br><br> APJ Abdul Kalam,the former president of India.<br></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-4094127812543096882008-07-29T06:30:00.001-07:002008-07-29T06:30:49.150-07:00Trust me.. You Had Some Laughs..!<div dir="ltr"><font size="2">1)<br>Lady: Is this my train?<br>Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.<br>Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi ..<br>Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.<br> <br>2)<br>A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.<br>The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."<br>The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."<br> <br>3)<br>Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?<br>Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.<br><br>4)<br>Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?<br>Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?<br> Customer : No, I can't.<br>Waiter : Then does it really matter ?<br><br>5)<br>Little Susie came running into the house after school one day,shouting,<br>"Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"<br> "That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.<br>"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."<br>"Well," began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."<br> <br>6)<br>Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.<br>Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers..<br><br>7)<br>Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.<br>Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.<br> <br>8)<br>Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.<br>Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.<br><br>9)<br>1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!<br> 2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.<br>1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions .<br> <br>10)<br>Man : How old is your father?<br>Boy : As old as me.<br>Man : How can that be?<br>Boy : He became a father only when I was born.<br> <br>11)<br>Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.<br>Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?<br><br>12)<br>Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?<br>Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.<br> <br>14)<br>An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.<br>'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'<br>'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.<br>'How long has what been going on?' said the man.<br> <br>15)<br>Girl : Do you love me?<br>Boy : Yes Dear.<br>Girl : Would you die for me?<br>Boy : No, mine is undying love.<br><br>16)<br>Wife : Do you want dinner?<br>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?<br> Wife : Yes and no.<br><br>17)<br>Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?<br>Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.<br>Customer : I bet you, it won't.<br> Post Master : Why not?<br>Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.<br><br><br>!!..Trust You Had Some Laughs..!!<br></font></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-56807377437271950722008-07-17T04:46:00.001-07:002008-07-17T04:46:56.527-07:00Some W a c k y Quotes<div dir="ltr"><b>Some W a c k y Quotes<br></b><b> <br>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it<br>seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an<br>hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S<br>relativity.<br> - Albert Einstein<br><br>The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working<br>the moment you get up in the morning and does not<br>stop until you meet a beautiful girl .<br><br>- Uzair Sait<br><br>The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's<br> there to appreciate it.<br>- Franklin P. Jones<br><br>It matters not whether you win or lose; what<br>matters is whether I win or lose.<br>- Darrin Weinberg<br><br>Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.<br>It's the transition that's troublesome.<br> <br>Help a man when he is in trouble and he will<br>remember you when he is in trouble again.<br><br>Complex problems have simple, easy to understand<br>wrong answers.<br><br>It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it<br> creative problem solving.<br><br>Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know<br>where to shop.<br><br>Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,<br>neither does milk.<br><br>Most people are only alive because it is illegal to<br> shoot them.<br><br>Forgive your enemies but remember their names.<br><br>The number of people watching you is directly<br>proportional to the stupidity of your action. </b><br><br><br><br></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-40927501194636657832008-07-03T21:27:00.000-07:002008-07-03T21:28:18.389-07:00Where is justice for Boys<div class="gmail_quote"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div class="gmail_quote"><div link="blue" vlink="blue" lang="EN-US"><div><font color="navy" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; color: navy;"> </span></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"></span></font><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">When a Girl Cries ------------ The World "Consoles" her</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span> </span></font> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">But when a boy cries ---------- Come on man don't be A "Girl"</span></font></b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span> </span></font></p> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"</span></font></b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span> </span></font></p> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"</span></font></b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span> </span></font></p> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">If a Boy meets with same accident ------------ Bloody you "don't know how to Drive"..</span></font></b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;">And the list never ends……. </span></font></b></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a></span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"> </span></font></p> <p style="text-align: center;" align="center"><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">What type of World is this, Bossssssssssssssssssss</span></font></b></p> <p><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br> <br> <br> </span></font><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="6"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-weight: bold;"><br> Newton's laws of s/w Engg</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span> </span></font></p> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">First Law</span></font></b><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">:</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br> Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.<b><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></b></span></font></p> <p><b><font color="#ff8100" face="Monotype Corsiva" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(255, 129, 0); font-weight: bold;">Second Law</span></font></b><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;">:</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br> The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.</span></font><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></font></b><b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="5"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-weight: bold;"><br> <font color="#ff8100"><span style="color: rgb(255, 129, 0);"><br> Third Law</span></font>:</span></font></b><font face="Monotype Corsiva" size="4"><span style="font-size: 13.5pt;"><br> Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.</span></font> </p> <p style="margin-bottom: 12pt;"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt;"><br> </span></font><font face="sans-serif"><span style="font-family: sans-serif;"></span></font></p></div></div></div></div></div></div> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7938657395232297107.post-83662818225981359402008-07-03T08:46:00.001-07:002008-07-03T08:46:54.003-07:00Test for Dementia<font size="4"><b>Test for Dementia</b></font><br><br>Below are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of themimmediately. OK?<br> <br><br>Let's find out just how clever you really are....<br> <br><br>Ready? GO!!!(scroll down)<br><br><br><br>First Question:<br>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?<br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br> <br> <br><br> <br><br>Answer 1:If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!<br>Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, butdon'ttake as much time as you took for the first question,OK? <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> Second Question:<br>I f you overtake the last person, then you are...? (scroll down)<br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br><br> <br><br>Answer 2:If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?<br> <br><br> <br><br>You're not very good at this, are you?<br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br>Third Question:<br>Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your headonly. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.<br> <br><br> <br><br>Take1000and add40to it. Now add another1000. Now add30. Add another1000. Now add20. Now add another1000. Now add10. What is the total?<br><br><br> <br><br>Scroll down for answer.....<br><br><br><br> <br> <br> <br><br> <br><br> <br><br><br><br><br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br><br><br> <br><br>Did you get5000?<br>The correct answer is actually 4100.<br><br><br> <br><br>If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe.<br> <br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br>Fourth Question:<br>Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?<br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br>Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.<br>Her name isMary.Read the question again!<br><br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br>Okay, now the bonus round:<br> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.<br>Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?<br> <br><br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br><br> <br>~~~~<br><br><br> <br><br>He just has to open his mouth and ask...<br>It's really very simple.<br><br> <br> jjhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06097027916969737493noreply@blogger.com0