Some JOKES

The Equation:

7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems.
So beware of
glance!

Plan For Future:

Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Exams:

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Resultis always FAIL!


Liar:

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do ukeep telling people
u're dying of
AIDS?"
Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur
mom!"


Three Feelings:

What's the difference between stress, tension and
panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when
girlfriend is
pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant.

Chinese Adam & Eve:

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in
paradise because
they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.