This One to think!!

One day a goat with her small child went into forest for food. Unfortunately
they forget their way back to home and struck in the forest at the night. A Big lion came
and saw the goat and her child . The goat took her child nearer to her and
thought that lion will definitely eat both of them. Lion came nearer to them and
put his hands on the child and pampered her and told that  "No fear My Dear. I don't have
any sisters so now onwards you are my sister and I am your brother". And he gave chocolates
, biscuits to the child and ask goat to come to his room with his husband for lunch
and also ask her to celebrate raksha bandhan with him and gave her his visiting card
 And he promised the goat that "tell me if any one attack you or threaten you". And he
left the place.
 
Finally the goat got surprised and told her child....
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"I think Elections are coming "

Harvard University test If U can do this.

Harvard University test If U can do this.


This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard
University . Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud
without a mistake. The average person can't do it!  This is really
difficult, not so easy, so be careful.

    1.     This is this cat
    2.     This is is cat
    3.     This is how cat
    4.     This is to cat
    5.     This is keep cat
    6.     This is a cat
    7.     This is fool cat
    8.     This is busy cat
    9.     This is for cat
    10.   This is forty cat
    11.   This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

Issue on GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[i], "click"); on google map

Issue on GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[i], "click"); on google map

Hi

i have function like this

function myPrevClick(it)
{
        it--;       
        GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[it], "click");

}

when I give any values other than 0 it works for me. COuld you please
help me to find out the reason, why this happening :(

thanks
jj
http://phpqa.blogspot.com


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Andrew wrote
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Isn't this a basic Javascript problem? You pass zero as "it"; "it" is
decremented and so you attempt to click gmarkers[-1]. I don't expect
you have a marker with that index.

Andrew

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thanks for your reply

sorry I replaced the 'it' to zero on this line GEvent.trigger(gmarkers
[it], "click");

am not getting the 0the index

ie

GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0], "click");

Thanks
jj
http://phpqa.blogspot.com

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Andrew wrote
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Well presumably you don't have a marker at that index either. You
haven't given a link to your map, so it's not possible to see exactly
what's going on.

Andrew

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Andrew wrote
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I can't make that map go wrong. I can enter
  javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0],'click')
into the browser address bar and it works. What steps are necessary to
make it fail?

Andrew

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Could you  please try

javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[0],'click') ;
javascript:GEvent.trigger(gmarkers[10],'click') ;

same infobox window opening while we use the above commands :(

have a look on it

thanks
jj
http://phpqa.blogspot.com

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Marcelo wrote
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It's because you are overwriting the first value in the gmarkers
array.

First you do
gmarkers.push(marker);

and later,
gmarkers[i] = marker;

where i is a global variable set to 0.

So, every time you call createMarker() the value of gmarkers[0] gets
overwritten.

Marcelo

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?? ... Don't Miss it.

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase?

One day an employee sends a letter to H er boss asking for an increase
in her salary!!!

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need$ ome thing mo$ t de$ perately. I think
you$hould be under $ tanding of the need $ of u $ worker $ who have
given$o much $ upport including $ weat and$ ervice to your company.

I am$ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re $ pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Je$$y

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear Jessy

I kNO w you have been working very hard.NO wadays,NOthing much has changed.

You must have NOticed that our company isNO t doingNOticeably well as yet .

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NOt
sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After
theNOvember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I haveNOthing more to add NO w. You kNOw what I mean.

Some Awesome Quotes........!!! Tell me which one is the BEST...

IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE... HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD, WHOM
WE CANNOT SEE? - MOTHER THERESA.

IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN.......... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD
NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER

IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM -
MOTHER THERESA

I'M NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY BUT MYSELF.......... MY GOAL IS TO
BEAT MY LAST PERFORMANCE - BILL GATES

DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD........IF YOU DO SO,
YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE.

NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE.......BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES
YOU DOES NOT NEED IT.........AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T
BELIEVE IT - AUTHOR UNKNOWN

THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP......DREAM IS WHICH DOES NOT
LET YOU SLEEP. - DR.. ABDUL KALAM (Former President of the Republic of
India)

NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE

IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE ... DOESN'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS...TALK WITH
YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA

WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST ... WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING
BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR

EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD ... BUT NO ONE THINKS OF
CHANGING HIMSELF. - - - LEO TOLSTOY

v I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES ... I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED
THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE. THOMAS EDISON

NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE,

a) TRUST,
b) PROMISE,
c) RELATIONSHIP and
d) HEART

BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAIN A LOT - CHARLES

IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS YOU CAN BE SURE THAT
YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA:

THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS:

A) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR

LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU
NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU - DR. ABDUL KALAM

IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,
THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - ALBERT
EINSTEIN

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52 Proven Stress Reducers

1. Get up fifteen minutes earlier in the morning. The inevitable morning mishaps will be less stressful.

2. Prepare for the morning the evening before. Set the breakfast table, make lunches, put out the clothes you plan to wear, etc.

3. Don?t rely on your memory. Write down appointment times, when to pick up the laundry, when library books are due, etc. ("The palest ink is better than the most retentive memory." - Old Chinese Proverb)

4. Do nothing which, after being done, leads you to tell a lie.

5. Make duplicates of all keys. Bury a house key in a secret spot in the garden and carry a duplicate car key in your wallet, apart from your key ring.

6. Practice preventive maintenance. Your car, appliances, home, and relationships will be less likely to break down/fall apart "at the worst possible moment."

7. Be prepared to wait. A paperback can make a wait in a post office line almost pleasant.

8. Procrastination is stressful. Whatever you want to do tomorrow, do today; whatever you want to do today, do it now.

9. Plan ahead. Don?t let the gas tank get below one-quarter full; keep a well-stocked "emergency shelf" of home staples; don?t wait until you?re down to your last bus token or postage stamp to buy more; etc.

10. Don?t put up with something that doesn?t work right. If your alarm clock, wallet, shoe laces, windshield wipers ? whatever ? are a constant aggravation, get them fixed or get new ones.
 
11. Allow 15 minutes of extra time to get to appointments. Plan to arrive at an airport one hour before domestic departures.

12. Eliminate (or restrict) the amount of caffeine in your diet.

13. Always set up contingency plans, "just in case." ("If for some reason either of us is delayed, here?s what we?ll do?" kind of thing. Or, "If we get split up in the shopping center, here?s where we?ll meet.")

14. Relax your standards. The world will not end if the grass doesn?t get mowed this weekend.

15. Pollyanna-Power! For every one thing that goes wrong, there are probably 10 or 50 or 100 blessings. Count ?em!

16. Ask questions. Taking a few moments to repeat back directions, what someone expects of you, etc., can save hours. (The old "the hurrieder I go, the behinder I get, " idea.)

17. Say "No!" Saying "no" to extra projects, social activities, and invitations you know you don?t have the time or energy for takes practice, self-respect, and a belief that everyone, everyday, needs quiet time to relax and be alone.

18. Unplug your phone. Want to take a long bath, meditate, sleep, or read without interruption? Drum up the courage to temporarily disconnect. (The possibility of there being a terrible emergency in the next hour or so is almost nil.) Or use an answering machine.

19. Turn "needs" into preferences. Our basic physical needs translate into food, water, and keeping warm. Everything else is a preference. Don?t get attached to preferences.

20. Simplify, simplify, simplify?

21. Make friends with non-worriers. Nothing can get you into the habit of worrying faster than associating with chronic worrywarts.

22. Get up and stretch periodically if your job requires that you sit for extended periods.

23. Wear earplugs. If you need to find quiet at home, pop in some earplugs.

24. Get enough sleep. If necessary, use an alarm clock to remind you to go to bed.

25. Create order out of chaos. Organize your home and workspace so that you always know exactly where things are. Put things away where they belong and you won?t have to go through the stress of losing things.

26. When feeling stressed, most people tend to breathe in short, shallow breaths. When you breathe like this, stale air is not expelled, oxidation of the tissues is incomplete, and muscle tension frequently results. Check your breathing throughout the day, and before, during, and after high-pressure situations. If you find your stomach muscles are knotted and your breathing is shallow, relax all your muscles and take several deep, slow breaths. Note how, when you?re relaxed, both your abdomen and chest expand when you breathe.

27. Writing your thoughts and feelings down (in a journal, or on paper to be thrown away) can help you clarify things and can give you a renewed perspective.

28. Try the following yoga technique whenever you feel the need to relax. Inhale deeply through you nose to the count of eight. Then, with lips puckered, exhale very slowly through your mouth to the count of 16, or for as long as you can. Concentrate on the long sighing sound and feel the tension dissolve. Repeat 10 times.

29. Inoculate yourself against a feared event. Example: before speaking in public, take time to go over every part of the experience in your mind. Imagine what you?ll wear, what the audience will look like, how you will present your talk, what the questions will be and how you will answer them, etc. Visualize the experience the way you would have it be. You?ll likely find that when the time comes to make the actual presentation, it will be "old hat" and much of your anxiety will have fled.

30. When the stress of having to get a job done gets in the way of getting the job done, diversion ? a voluntary change in activity and/or environment ? may be just what you need.

31. Talk it out. Discussing your problems with a trusted friend can help clear your mind of confusion so you can concentrate on problem solving.

32. One of the most obvious ways to avoid unnecessary stress is to select an environment (work, home, leisure) which is in line with your personal needs and desires. If you hate desk jobs, don?t accept a job which requires that you sit at a desk all day. If you hate to talk politics, don?t associate with people who love to talk politics, etc.

33. Learn to live one day at a time.

34. Every day, do something you really enjoy.

35. Add an ounce of love to everything you do.

36. Take a hot bath or shower (or a cool one in summertime) to relieve tension.

37. Do something for somebody else.

38. Focus on understanding rather than on being understood; on loving rather than on being loved.

39. Do something that will improve your appearance. Looking better can help you feel better.

40. Schedule a realistic day. Avoid the tendency to schedule back-to-back appointments; allow time between appointments for a breathing spell.

41. Become more flexible. Some things are worth not doing perfectly and some issues are well to compromise upon.

42. Eliminate destructive self-talk: "I?m too old to?," "I?m too fat to?," etc.

43. Use your weekend time for a change of pace. If you work week is slow and patterned, make sure there is action and time for spontaneity built into your weekends. If your work week is fast-paced and full of people and deadlines, seek peace and solitude during your days off. Feel as if you aren?t accomplishing anything at work? Tackle a job on the weekend which you can finish to your satisfaction.

44. "Worry about the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves." That?s another way of saying: take care of the todays as best you can and the yesterdays and the tomorrows will take care of themselves.

45. Do one thing at a time. When you are with someone, be with that person and with no one or nothing else. When you are busy with a project, concentrate on doing that project and forget about everything else you have to do.

46. Allow yourself time ? everyday ? for privacy, quiet, and introspection.

47. If an especially unpleasant task faces you, do it early in the day and get it over with; then the rest of your day will be free of anxiety.

48. Learn to delegate responsibility to capable others.

49. Don?t forget to take a lunch break. Try to get away from your desk or work area in body and mind, even if it?s just for 15 or 20 minutes.

50. Forget about counting to 10. Count to 1,000 before doing something or saying anything that could make matters worse.

51. Have a forgiving view of events and people. Accept the fact that we live in an imperfect world.

52. Have an optimistic view of the world. Believe that most people are doing the best they can.

Definitions of Designations

Definitions of Designations
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Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.

Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that...

a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!

7 Ways to Make a Good Impression

7 Ways to Make a Good Impression

Impressions are important: They leave an initial taste in people's mouths that can remain prevalent for the entire relationship. If you are paranoid about what kind of impression you make, run through these seven list items and see if you are consistent with them; if you are, then you will probably expose the best of yourself. If not, then work to meet these standards.

1. Dress: The absolute first impression you will make on someone will be through your clothing, because that is what is seen from a distance, and cannot change throughout your meeting. Make sure to dress according to the situation-don't over or under dress-and maintain within the limits of good taste. If you aren't sure if what you're wearing looks good, ask people for an honest opinion. One last thought: always, and I mean always, pull up your pants.

2. Hygiene: Take a shower! Shave! Brush your teeth! You must be fully bathed and groomed before you meet with someone for the first time, because scruffy looking people generally don't seem as neat and mature. Pay attention to the little elements like breath: keep a pack of mint gum with you wherever you go, and periodically check to make sure you aren't killing bugs every time you breathe out. If you sweat heavily, keep a small stick of deodorant/anti-perspirant close, and if you notice you're stinking you can freshen up. People notice the minutiae!

3. Manners: At the table and with other people be civilized, polite and respectful: keep your elbows off of the table, open doors for people and address everyone-initially, at least-by their formal title. This will make an especially good impression on senior citizens, because you will prove that you aren't one of those "new fangled punks."

4. Speech: Have clean, clear diction and speak sans "like" or "you know." It is important to be articulate because that inspires a feeling of intelligence and education in the person you are meeting with. Always leave out profanity, and whatever you do, make sure to speak loud enough for all to hear, because conversationalists are easily agitated if you force them say "excuse me?" more than a few times.

5. Discretion: Choose what to share about yourself: forget to tell everyone about that time you went camping and ruptured your appendix, then fell face first into a pile of bug infested leaves-it is rude and will alienate you from the group. Try to withhold from conversations on personal subjects like religion or more disgusting topics like personal medical care. Before you speak, think about the possible impact of what you might say, then imagine its implications in the long run.

6. Humor: Humor can be your most powerful tool or your doom, because everyone has a slightly different sense of humor. What might be hilarious to you might seem disgusting to another, or vice versa. Try to withhold from any jokes that aren't family or dinner table friendly; you can tell those later.

7. Start and End with a Bang: I am a classical musician, and in my orchestra, among other messages, the conductor tells us that the "audience remembers mostly the first and last notes of a symphony." This is the same in a personal encounter: whoever you are meeting with will remember how you greet them, and then in what manner you left them. If you feel you have trouble with this, practice a few different phrases in the mirror, and introduce elements like: "pleased to meet you," or "honored to make your acquaintance." Ignore the antiquity of these phrases; it often makes them more memorable.

Making a good impression will set any relationship off on a good foot. If you are in a situation where you need to be judged at face value-such as a job interview or date-then make sure to go through this list and make sure you are within bounds of reason and good taste on all of your decisions.

12 Ways To Know That You Love Someone

IT'S TRUE!!!!

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
While you are reading through this..... if that's true.... You was silently laughing to yourself :-)

 

have an SQL good morning!!

SELECT    happiness,    prosperity   FROM    life   WHERE   year >=    2008 ;     

UPDATE     life    SET     failure_flag = "NO" ,  success_flag = "YES"; INSERT   INTO   life   VALUES   ("friends","dreams") ; DELETE     sorrows   FROM    life;   GRANT     smile   TO     all ; REVOKE    enemity   FROM    all; ALTER   TABLE    life   ADD    dreams   CHAR(INFINITY); Good Morning

A recap of our life....

  When

 

 The school reopened in June,

   

And we settled in our new desks and

 
 

Benches!

 
 
 

When we queued up in book depot,

 
 

And got our new books

 
 

And notes!

 
 
 

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

 
 

Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

 
 

We learnt writing with

 
 

Slates and pencils, and

 
 

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

 
 
 

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

 
 

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

 
 
 

When we started calculating

 
 

First with tables and then with

 
 

Clarke's tables and advanced to

 
 

Calculators and computers!

 
 
 

When we chased one another in the

 
 

Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

 
 

Drenched in sweat!

 
 
 

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

 
 

Playgrounds,

 
 

Under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

 
 
 

When all the colors in the world,

 
 

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

 
 
 

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

 
 

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

 
 
 

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

 
 

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

 
 
 

When few played

 
 

"Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,

 
 

While others simply played

 
 

"Book cricket" in the

 
 

Confines of classroom!

 
 
 

Of fights but no conspiracies,

 
 

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

 
 
 

When we used to

 
 

Watch Live Cricket telecast,

 
 

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

 
 
 

When few rushed at 3:45 to

 
 

"Conquer" window seats in bus!

 
 

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",

 
 

"Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat!" at 4o Clock!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of Sports Day,

 
 

And the annual School Day,

 
 

And the one-month long

 
 

Preparations for them.

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of the stressful Quarterly,

 
 

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most

 
 

Enjoyed holidays after them!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

 
 

We spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

 
 

We learnt,

 
 

We enjoyed,

 
 

We played,

 
 

We won,

 
 

We lost,

 
 

We laughed,

 
 

We cried,

 
 

We fought,

 
 

We thought.

 
 

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

 
 

So much experience, all this and more!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we used

 
 

To talk for hours with our friends!

 
 

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we played games on the road!

 
 

Now we

 
 

think about Code on the road !

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we saw stars

 
 

Shining at Night!

 
 

Now we see stars when our code doesn't

 
 

Work!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

 
 

Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we

 
 

studied just to pass!

 
 

Now we study to save our job!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

 
 

Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we shouted on the road!

 
 

Now we don't shout even at home

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we got lectures from all!

 
 

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

But not the memories, which will be

 
 

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

 
 

Ever and ever and ever.....

 
 
 

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

 
 

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

 
 

DONT FORGET TO

 
 

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

 
 

EXISTS......

A Best topic till date !

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog


and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
........................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey


and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ................................................................

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.