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A recap of our life....

  When

 

 The school reopened in June,

   

And we settled in our new desks and

 
 

Benches!

 
 
 

When we queued up in book depot,

 
 

And got our new books

 
 

And notes!

 
 
 

When we wanted two Sundays and no Mondays, yet

 
 

Managed to line up daily for the morning prayers.

 
 

We learnt writing with

 
 

Slates and pencils, and

 
 

Progressed To fountain pens and ball pens and then Micro tips!

 
 
 

When we began drawing with crayons and evolved to

 
 

Color pencils and finally sketch pens!

 
 
 

When we started calculating

 
 

First with tables and then with

 
 

Clarke's tables and advanced to

 
 

Calculators and computers!

 
 
 

When we chased one another in the

 
 

Corridors in Intervals, and returned to the classrooms

 
 

Drenched in sweat!

 
 
 

When we had lunch in classrooms, corridors,

 
 

Playgrounds,

 
 

Under the trees and even in cycle sheds!

 
 
 

When all the colors in the world,

 
 

Decorated the campus on the Second Saturdays!

 
 
 

When a single P.T. period in the week's Time Table,

 
 

Was awaited more eagerly than the monsoons!

 
 
 

When cricket was played with writing pads as bats,

 
 

And Neckties and socks rolled into balls!

 
 
 

When few played

 
 

"Kabadi" and "Kho-Kho" in scorching sun,

 
 

While others simply played

 
 

"Book cricket" in the

 
 

Confines of classroom!

 
 
 

Of fights but no conspiracies,

 
 

Of Competitions but seldom jealousy!

 
 
 

When we used to

 
 

Watch Live Cricket telecast,

 
 

In the opposite house in Intervals and Lunch breaks!

 
 
 

When few rushed at 3:45 to

 
 

"Conquer" window seats in bus!

 
 

While few others had "Big Fun", "peppermint",

 
 

"Kulfi", "milk ice!" and "sharbat!" at 4o Clock!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of Sports Day,

 
 

And the annual School Day,

 
 

And the one-month long

 
 

Preparations for them.

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of the stressful Quarterly,

 
 

Half Yearly and Annual Exams, and the most

 
 

Enjoyed holidays after them!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Of tenth and twelfth standards, when

 
 

We spent almost the whole year writing revision tests!

 
 

We learnt,

 
 

We enjoyed,

 
 

We played,

 
 

We won,

 
 

We lost,

 
 

We laughed,

 
 

We cried,

 
 

We fought,

 
 

We thought.

 
 

With so much fun in them, so many friends,

 
 

So much experience, all this and more!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we used

 
 

To talk for hours with our friends!

 
 

Now we don't have time to say a `Hi'!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we played games on the road!

 
 

Now we

 
 

think about Code on the road !

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we saw stars

 
 

Shining at Night!

 
 

Now we see stars when our code doesn't

 
 

Work!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

When we sat to chat with Friends on grounds!

 
 

Now we chat in chat rooms.....!

 
 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we

 
 

studied just to pass!

 
 

Now we study to save our job!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we had no money in our pockets and still fun filled on our hearts!!

 
 

Now we have the ATM as well as credit card but with an empty heart!!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we shouted on the road!

 
 

Now we don't shout even at home

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

Where we got lectures from all!

 
 

Now we give lectures to all... like the one I'm doing now....!!

 
 

Gone are the days

 
 

But not the memories, which will be

 
 

Lingering in our hearts for ever and ever and

 
 

Ever and ever and ever.....

 
 
 

Gone are the Days.... But still there are lot more Days to come in our Life!!

 
 

NO MATTER HOW BUSY YOU ARE,

 
 

DONT FORGET TO

 
 

LIVE THE LIFE THAT STILL

 
 

EXISTS......

A Best topic till date !

God created the donkey

and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50years is much. Give me only 20years"
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog


and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and
you will live 30years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30years is too much,give me only15 years.
" God granted his wish.size=6>
........................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God created the monkey


and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey
answered:
"To live 20years is too much, give me only 10years."
God granted his wish.
....................................................................
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally God created man...

and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30years that the donkey refused,
the 15years that the dog did not want and
the 10years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish ................................................................

And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.